Alice in Wonderland

This is a story about a bored little girl, named Alice, and her improbable journey into a most peculiar and curious place called Wonderland. As she travels along, trying to find her way back to where she came from, she meets a host of unusual characters who teach her useful lessons, such as, 'Don't follow strange rabbits in waistcoats down rabbit holes!" and 'Be careful of bottles and cakes that say 'drink' or 'eat', and most of all, 'Don't EVER make the Red Queen angry!". She also learns that Hatters are mad, Cheshire cats are green, and that slithy toves gyre and gimble in the wabe! But most of all, Alice learns that if one doesn't really know or care where one is going, then it doesn't really matter how one gets there, so one might as well enjoy the journey. Eventually, she awakens from her dream, leaving hookah smoking Caterpillars and Jabberwocky's behind, but, wait, was it a dream? Perhaps her home is the dream.......and why IS a raven like a writing desk anyway?